“Have you ever played football with a weighted vest strapped on? Or tried dribbling with your hands tied behind your back?
No? Well, get ready—because that’s the kind of chaos we’re brewing here. Don’t believe it? Keep reading.
THE BASICS
Game Duration: 2 halves of 2 minutes each, with a 1-minute break in between. That’s a total of 5 minutes—short, sharp, and full of wit.
Goals: Small-sized. No keepers. No one to save you. Pure nemesis.
No Boundaries: No outsides, no corners. But hey, if the ball flies out, possession flips to your opponent.
Goal Line Rule: No stepping inside the goal area. If you do—and the ref’s having a good day—you’ll gift your rival a penalty kick from the halfway line. No goalie. Just an open goal.
SCORING RULES
No Long Shots: You can’t score from your own half. Cross the halfway line first, then unleash hell.
Fouls: If you foul, possession’s gone. Simple.
THE SETUP
2 Players. 1 Referee. 1 Cameraman.
The cameraman’s in your face for that perfect shot. Don’t whine if they get in the way—respect the hustle. They’re capturing your glory (or your fall).
TIEBREAKER MADNESS
Draw at full time? Oh, it’s about to get ugly.
2-Minute Sudden Death.
Both players wear a 10 kg weighted vest.
First to score wins.
No halfway line rule here—score from anywhere, anyhow.
THE FINE PRINT
This is just a glimpse.
Make it to the Top 64—which you will—and we’ll hand you the full Survival Guidelines of Japoly.
Read them carefully. You’ll need it.
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